I am four seconds from ripping some people new assholes.

God.
People are so RUDE!
Let's start with the top of the list:

Nate Fox. Now. I do love this kid to death. He was a hugeeee help at the benefit concert this year, and he is generally a sweet guy. But he's pissing me off as a techie. Goddamnit. Tech week, he decides he will leave early on the first day, not show up at all on the second day, and by the third day, if he keeps bitching out, he will only have one head, I promise.
Mister Ollins. LSDKJSDKJF. Holy shit. He shows up at 330, THREE FUCKING THIRTY to open the pac. Are you shitting me?! We didn't get started until PAST four oh fuckingggg clock. I was at school from 8 am to 8PM today. What the douche. Thanks a lot for that. And he keeps trying to change things THE LAST MINUTE. What the FLYING FUCK.
Shea Flaherty + Friends. If you make fun of my play one more time, there better be a God out there to save you, because you will be ANNIHILATED. ANN-I-HI-LA-TED. You sit there and laugh the WHOLE FUCKING SHOW. Shut the FUCK up or get the FUCK out if you can't behave yourself. I don't care how big of a fucking ego you have, you are NOT going to sit there and act like you are better than me, shelley, and my actors. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Spencer Devins. Again, sweet kid, incompetent techie. You left with the notes today! What the fuck! Shelley had to sit up in the catwalk and I had to sit stage left and give directions! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Who leaves with the tech notes! Fasulo is going to chew you out. Jesus shit.
I'm also furious that Jason and Jenny and Kevin won't tech this show. THANK YOU, to the only people who know what the fuck to do, to feed us to the sharks. Seriously appreciated. Hot damn.
Starbucks. My drink was fucking WEAK today. Iced tea and LEMONAAAAADE. How hard is that to understand?! Oh my god, my drink was gross, thank you. Icing on the crap cake.

People I love:
Greg, the best techie ever.
Chelsea Glasner, amazing stage right.
My cast, especially Ashley Medina and Travis Flora. You guys have put in SO much work, and i'm SO sorry it's all falling apart this week. You all are so talented and have been incredible this past month and a half.
Cameo "fasulo" Carolan, because you're so level.
Travis Shelley, because we're in this together, thick or thin.


My internet has pissed out the past 3 nights.
You will find me with an ulcer sunday morning.
Holy shit.




This was just today, by the way. I have wanted to update but my internet, lad;akejr;akejr. So much going on.





Smile at strangers. They could be having a worse day than you.
Love,
JElizabeth.